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grayisthenewgray: zdarsky: THIS WAS VERY FUN TO...

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 19:30:16 -0500

zdarsky:

THIS WAS VERY FUN TO DRAW.

nparts:

The Muppets are back on the big screen!

But what have they been doing for the last 12 years? Steve Murray takes a look at some of their failed casting attempts. Also! Chris Knight gives their new outing FOUR STARS! Also!Gonzo wins our Tournament of Muppets! Man, it’s a good day to be a Muppet.

TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR THIS WORLD.

More excited to see this than I’d ever admit in person.

Yes once more.

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 19:28:08 -0500

Yes once more.:

Happy turkey, bye!

Yes.

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 19:26:40 -0500

Yes. :

Spot on. 10/10.

What would Instagram sound like?

Wed, 11 May 2011 10:10:46 -0400

What would Instagram sound like?:

very, very well done.

"Smoking is rubbish, most of the time. But if I’d never smoked, I’d never have met Kurt Vonnegut. We..."

Mon, 09 May 2011 18:45:00 -0400

““Smoking is rubbish, most of the time. But if I’d never smoked, I’d never have met Kurt Vonnegut. We were both at a huge party in New York, and I sneaked out onto the balcony for a cigarette, and there he was, smoking. So we talked—about C. S. Forester, I seem to remember. (That’s just a crappy and phony figure of speech. Of course I remember.) So tell your kids not to smoke, but it’s only fair to warn them of the downside, too: that they will therefore never get the chance to offer the greatest living writer in America a light.””

- Nick Hornby, The Polysyllabic Spree, pg 44.

"Kill your darlings. After you back them up."

Sat, 12 Mar 2011 18:28:53 -0500

““Kill your darlings. After you back them up.””

- Scott Robbin http://twitter.com/#!/srobbin

St. Patty’s Day card from my great Uncle Patrick.

Sat, 12 Mar 2011 13:19:54 -0500

St. Patty’s Day card from my great Uncle Patrick.

austin or bust

Fri, 11 Mar 2011 12:16:41 -0500

Wed
Mar 16

Partly Cloudy

81°F

Thu
Mar 17

Partly Cloudy

83°F

Fri
Mar 18

Mostly Sunny

81°F

Sat
Mar 19

Partly Cloudy

80°F

Sun
Mar 20

Mostly Sunny

81°F

a bookshelf is a fine place to live

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 23:23:16 -0500

in no particular order (who am i kidding, ladies first): maya stein. miranda july. katie west. margaret atwood. patricia highsmith. warren ellis. mark z. danielewski. italo calvino. philip pullman.

my mom, when she was my age. and had all her shit together.

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 23:05:00 -0500

my mom, when she was my age. and had all her shit together.

These messages were sent while you were offline.9:22 PM Greg: I...

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 22:48:27 -0500

These messages were sent while you were offline.
9:22 PM Greg: I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

looking for. current interests include.

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 22:45:22 -0500

considering the relationship between my hands and my stomach, the story of sacred harp, bearded relief pitchers, using humor as a social lubricant, horses that will not allow themselves to be ridden, speeches made under duress, the ultimate rule of men who are sleeping, waking up with a story behind my eyes, getting published on actual paper, becoming functionally fluent in spanish, never seeing the internet again, the romanov girls, friends who are more than friends, sunday coffee and a stroll, getting rid of half the stuff in my house, national high five day, stealing drinks from the dj, poetic justice, applesauce from scratch, and loaves of bread, homemade calendars, the butterfly room at the museum of natural science, finding my cat in the clothes dryer, manuary, sassafras, more dancing, cooking more seasonally, hammond home organs, spare tires and emergency repairs, rotogravures and parked cars all in their places, canyons lost under the feet of waterskiers, the miss rockaway armada, pirate utopias of the barbary coast, airstream trailers, big city blackouts, smith-corona manual typewriters, the atlantic ocean, topographic maps, university towns, winter hottub parties, typewriter erotics, ambiguity, arts and crafts, fluidity of meanings, cephalopods, mollusks, dinosaurs, anchors, enthusiasm, mornings after, other people’s weddings, sailors on shore leave, blogs about food, scandals (not mine), leaving flowers on windshields, eating people’s crusts, reading stories out loud in bed, canadian money, shark week, mispronouncing words i’ve never heard out loud before, knee-jerk liberal arguments, decadent vegan cuisine, diner therapy, decaying film and manipulating negatives, aggressive people watching in airport terminals, rooftop barbeques, the oregon trail, easily excitable people, bedroom eyes and piggy back rides, lucid dreaming, housing swaps, ipod swaps, forehead kisses, proper grammar, vintage baby buggies, picnic dresses, tree houses, making lists about lists, empty 24-hour grocery stores, really terrible advice, letters and packages, driving instead of flying, vagabonds and wayfarers, learning how to knit, and ride a bike with no hands, watching my cat while she tries to fit into this world as a human, surrounding myself with people much smarter than me, accounting, clean sheets, cold pizza, second dates, public transit, speed scrabble, mixing curse levels, voluptuosity, wine anytime, your boyfriend, flash mobs circa 2004 and cartography

snapshots from a rock ‘n roll weekend.

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:54:00 -0500

snapshots from a rock ‘n roll weekend.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:41:15 -0500

freckles

traci and i lived together until she moved to puerto rico. here we are, soon after discovering that we both started blogging tonight.

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:40:00 -0500

me: WEIRD
so how do you like wordpress so far?
Traci: its ok
its not that great
they turn all my swearwords into %$#^#$^ and im not into that
me: wait, really?
Traci: i like to say 2#42 when i want to and go @#$@# yourself
me: REALLY?
Traci: no not really
im just kidding
me: oh ok
Traci: man, you ann arbor folk have no sense of humor anymore
me: JOKES ARE HARD ONLINE
me: I NEED TO HEAR YOUR VOICE INFLECTIONS
Traci: NO yOU DONT=- IM ALWAYS JOSHING. (joshing was the 90s version of saying joking, but you were probably high most of that decade, ann arbor)
Traci: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THE LAST 10 YEARS
me: playing angry birds, mostly
Traci: haha
me: omg, do you even know what that is down there?
Traci: we are aware of angry birds
on both the video game level and in reality. the birds of paradise can be bitches
Traci: lol
lolling
me: are you literally laughing?
me: or internet-ly?
Traci: literalolling
dont be so deep, dr highlife
me: who you callin' a doctor?
me: this conversation is going to be my first blog post
Traci: tweet it, lamesauce